New Girl, Best of Schmidt: Season 2 Episode 22 ‘Bachelorette Party’.
The loneliest people are the kindest.The saddest people smile the brightest.The most damaged people are the wisest.
are you fucking serious
i am laughing so hard
just spooning my boyfriend
out of his container
it’s ice cream
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.